We thought we’d let you, our readers, in on the fun this week. We have purposely left some empty balloons on this page. You can supply your own banter in the comments section.
New Items in the Store: Is Your BABY a CHANGELING?
by patrick on September 18, 2010 at 11:41 amWe have new items in the store, featuring a brand-new design.
Every year, too many families are torn apart by tragedy. The Fae may replace a beloved baby with a sinister Changeling. Or an innocent baby with colic may be mis-identified as a Changeling. Are you concerned that your baby — or the baby of a friend or loved one — may have been replaced by a Changeling?
1. Stay calm — the Borderland Guard is here to help!
2. Before you take action, consult this handy visual reference, available on a variety of useful products, for the warning signs that indicate the presence of a Changeling.
3. Then contact your local Borderland Guard detachment for more information and assistance.

Stay alert. Stay informed. Together, we can all help to stop the Changeling menace.
In slightly belated honour of our second anniversary, we’ve got new items available in the Store. To ensure that you have as many possible items and styles to choose from, we’re introducing new designs one at a time.
First up, a fun new design from Patrick. Now you can show your Cold Iron Pride and warn your friends of the dangers of gingerbread abuse. At the same time, even!
You can check out the new design on lots of cool items in the store!
We figure that if you’re following Cold Iron Badge that you’re all smart people*. So you understand the economics: We provide Cold Iron Badge to you for free, but our costs aren’t zero.
Now, we do have merchandise available – via the Store tab above – although we recognize that not everyone wants to wear a Bunny Mayhem t-shirt.
So this month, we’re trying something a little bit different, and offering you a new way to get something cool, and help us at the same time: The Cold Iron Badge Sponsorship program.
We have three levels of sponsorship: The House of Straw level, the House of Sticks level and the House of Bricks level. All of them come with some awesome stuff.
We’re launching our sponsorship drive, and doing a big push this month, but the option will remain open in the future, and we’ll keep the names of our generous sponsors listed on the site.
To become a sponsor, just click on the ‘Become a Sponsor’ tab above; it leads to a page with a Paypal tool you can use to become a sponsor at whatever level works best for you.
Of course, if you’d rather buy merchandise, or would like to donate a smaller amount, we still welcome your filthy lucre and you have our deepest thanks.
House of Straw Sponsor ($10 – $19.99)
Members of the illustrious House of Straw will receive…
- - A personalized email from Stephen and Patrick, thanking you for your donation…
- Your name listed in the “Our Sponsors” section of the site (of course, you can also choose to be anonymous or use a pseudonym)…
- A really cool, full-colour electronic image, suitable for using as wallpaper (your choice of the “Christine Vs. the Goblins Action! Shot!” or the “Christine and the Team meet the Swamp Cast Shot”…
- A free, original and unique paragraph** written by Stephen, in PDF format… and just so you know this one really is unique, you can make it on a subject of your choice.
House of Sticks Sponsor ($20 – $49.99)
Members of the slightly-more-prestigious House of Sticks
- - Everything that comes with the previous level of sponsorship (your name in the Our Sponsors section, email of thanks, free paragraph…)
- Both wallpaper images…
- And an original Cold Iron Badge sketch*** by Patrick!
House of Bricks Sponsor (from $50 to “Happily Ever After”)
The members of the illustrious House of Bricks get some heavy-duty perks to make up for all those bricks they had to carry. You know, metaphorically speaking.
- - Members of the House of Bricks get all the advantages of the previous two levels (your name in the Our Sponsors section, email of thanks, both wallpapers, free paragraph, original sketch).
- Plus you get the privilege of naming an upcoming Cold Iron Badge character****.
- And of course, you’ll also be safe from any passing wolves, which as a fringe benefit should not be underestimated.
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The Fine Print
* Also, and this should go without saying, attractive, talented and with impeccable taste. Obviously.
** What do we mean by a “paragraph”? Exactly that. Stephen will write a brief piece of original prose on a subject of your choice, usually no more than 100 words in standard paragraph format, unless he really warms to the subject. This will be sent electronically.
*** A “sketch” in this case is a black-and-white image of a single character from Cold Iron Badge, on 8 1/2 by 11 paper. This will be sent electronically and, if you forward us your information, in hard copy as well, at no extra charge.
**** You can have a character named after yourself, or make up a name, but we reserve the right to refuse names that are offensive or otherwise inappropriate and ask you for another option. You can specify generally what sort of character you want (e.g. good guy, bad guy, victim) but we’ll decide how to fit them in to the story. We retain all rights to the character.
BORDERLAND GUARD MOST WANTED FUGITIVE
MURDER (34 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER, NARCOTICS DISTRIBUTION, ILLEGAL SORCERY, HUMAN TRAFFICKING, FAE TRAFFICKING, POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL MAGICAL ARTIFACTS
Alias NOBODY
DESCRIPTION:
Date of Birth: N/A
Place of Birth: Fairyland
Height: c. 6′ 5′
Weight: c. 250 pounds
Build: Muscular
Occupation: Unknown
Scars and Marks: N/A
Hair: None
Eyes: Unknown
Complexion: Grey
Sex: Male
Species: Fae/Sidhe
Nationality: Fae
Remarks: Alias Nobody is most often sighted in connection with sale or trade in Pixie Dust. His Earthly activities are primarily connected with the Greater Vancouver area.
CAUTION:
Alias Nobody is sought for numerous murders in connection with his leadership of a group actively attempting to control the Fairyland-Vancouver trade in Pixie Dust and unregistered magical artifacts and smuggling of nonhumans across the Border. Eyewitness accounts confirm his presence at and alleged leadership of the Puck Massacre that killed three Borderland Guard officers and fourteen innocent bystanders. He is reputed to be an expert sorceror and skilled swordsman and is usually armed with a sword.
CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. DO NOT APPROACH.
If you have any information concerning this being, please contact your local Borderland Guard Detachment or any local law enforcement branch.





