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BORDERLAND GUARD MOST WANTED FUGITIVE

MURDER (34 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER, NARCOTICS DISTRIBUTION, ILLEGAL SORCERY, HUMAN TRAFFICKING, FAE TRAFFICKING, POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL MAGICAL ARTIFACTS

Alias NOBODY

Image of Alias Nobody from security camera footage of the Puck Massacre

DESCRIPTION:

Date of Birth: N/A
Place of Birth: Fairyland
Height: c. 6′ 5′
Weight: c. 250 pounds
Build: Muscular
Occupation: Unknown
Scars and Marks: N/A
Hair: None
Eyes: Unknown
Complexion: Grey
Sex: Male
Species: Fae/Sidhe
Nationality: Fae

Remarks: Alias Nobody is most often sighted in connection with sale or trade in Pixie Dust. His Earthly activities are primarily connected with the Greater Vancouver area.

CAUTION:

Alias Nobody is sought for numerous murders in connection with his leadership of a group actively attempting to control the Fairyland-Vancouver trade in Pixie Dust and unregistered magical artifacts and smuggling of nonhumans across the Border. Eyewitness accounts confirm his presence at and alleged leadership of the Puck Massacre that killed three Borderland Guard officers and fourteen innocent bystanders. He is reputed to be an expert sorceror and skilled swordsman and is usually armed with a sword.

CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. DO NOT APPROACH.

If you have any information concerning this being, please contact your local Borderland Guard Detachment or any local law enforcement branch.

SUNNYDALE, SIR DELRIC
Rank: Knight of the Seelie Court (Fairyland); Detective-Lieutenant (Honourary); Civilian Member (rank equivalent for security clearance)
Badge #: N/A
 
Sir Delric is the first official liaision between the Seelie Court and the Borderland Guard…
 
The role of liaision… better integrate the Seelie Court with the Borderland Guard… encourage cooperation in securing the Border and preventing cross-Border incursions from either side… increase goodwill and understanding…

… Role was initially proposed by Captain David Redman… discussions within the Guard… moved forward despite objections from… consultations with the provincial government… the federal government… Department of National Defence… CSIS… agreement among stakeholders… opened negotiations with the Fae…

… Lengthy process, complicated by the fact that the Seelie Court insisted that discussions take place exclusively by messenger bird and in iambic pentameter…
 
… rank of Detective-Lieutenant in the Borderland Guard is honourary and he should not be considered to be in the chain of command…
 
… He has no authority to arrest on the Canadian side of the Border… the full scope of his authority over Fae as a Knight of the Seelie Court is not fully understood, but should be understood to be limited to Fairyland…

… important to remember that we are still not clear on what his role and status actually mean to the Fae, either as liaison or as a knight… still unknown whether the Fae mirror human concepts and institutions, or mimic them…

… His proofs, which appear legitimate, describe him as a representative of King Oberon… not considered to have diplomatic credentials…
 
… a conventional medical examination was not consented to by the subject, and might not have provided useful information regardless… one arm appears to be weak, attenuated and highly restricted in mobility… when questioned, the subject described this as the result of a curse bestowed on him during his youth, and noted that it’s always wise to be courteous to strangers met on a journey, “Because you never know.”
 
PSYCH EVALUATION: … subject stated that his “dour and serious nature” made him the ideal candidate for his mission… jumped on top of my desk while re-enacting his recent battle with “a three-headed ogre”, then tried to teach me to dance the gavotte… also, if “fishmonger” means what I think it does, he was hitting on me…
 
SKILLS: Hand-to-hand combat/swordsmanship… dancing…

MCCALL, CHRISTINE CATHERINE
Rank: Detective-Lieutenant
Badge Number 00001426

Detective-Lieutenant Christine McCall

Born in Chatham (now Miramichi) New Brunwick to a family with deep roots in the community. Seventh child of David and Catherine McCall. Older siblings David Junior, Duncan, Wayne, Paul, Brendan and James…

Attended University of New Brunswick… attended Ontario Police College…
 
Joined Vancouver Police Department… commended… commended… promoted… transferred to Emergency Response Team (tactical squad)… commended… promoted… commended… Provided testimony to public inquiry following failed hostage rescue operation… promotion denied… promotion denied…

Deployed with VPD personnel to secure and patrol the Border with Fairyland following the Beltane Event… received commendation for timely and decisive action to prevent an incursion by hostile Fae by offering to stand in single combat against their champion… Witnesses reported that when the Fae champion, an ogre, stepped forward, she looked at him and said, “Is that all you’ve got?” To this day, members of the Borderland Guard refer to the single combat approach as “McCalling them out”, but only if you win… also commended for her use of non-violent conflict resolution skills in subsequent peaceful contact with Fairies… drinking a leprechaun under the table is still called “pulling a Christine…”
 
Upon organization of the Borderland Guard, Captain David Redman personally requested that she enlist… rapid promotion… now one of three Detective-Lieutenants with the Vancouver Detachment and considered the senior field officer…
 
Psych Evaluation: Driven… loyal… stubborn… creative solutions to problems… outstanding leadership skills in missions that fall within her skill set…
 
Update: URGENT. Lt. McCall is showing signs of post-traumatic stress, anger-management issues, instability and possible alcohol abuse in the wake of the Puck Massacre and the deaths of Detective-Sergeant Art Johnson, Detective-Constable Charles Kay and Detective-Constable Geoff De Lint… Recommend compassionate leave of absence with mandatory therapy…

DECLINED: Lt. McCall is cleared for resumption of regular duties…
 
SKILLS: Ranks highly in unarmed combat, armed combat, marksmanship, riding, improvisational rhyme, ballroom dancing…